new dicovery~!! plis alert everyone!

ini serius. sila ambil perhatian.
sebagai seorang bakal doktor, saya telah melakukan pelbagai kajian
setelah melakukan pelbagai eksperimentasi chemistry di lab bio, saya telah menemui sejenis penyakit baru. ini ialah hasil pembentangan tentang kajian saya:

name of disease : exam-sickness
pathogen: exam virus (consist of mid-sem strain, final-sem strain, AS strain,A2 strain...)
method of transmission : brain-borne
global distribution: library,CR,LH, even at student's apartment
incubation period : two weeks (one week beore exam and one week during exam)
site of action of pathogen : brain
clinical features: temperoray insomnia, loss apetite, depression, holding book 24-7, stop playing dota,CS,(this mostly for guys), less talking...
method of diagnosis: microscopic examination on braint
annual incidence for mid sem : 200++ students
annual mortality: not yet

please be alert that this disease is very pandemic among student especially. as it have so many strain of viruses, you might caught this sickness more than once. this disease isn't fatal. u will suffer for about 2 or 3 weeks. after the exam is finish, u'll be just as healthy. this is a new disease. so, there's no cure yet for this disease but for now, you can take such precaution step to prevent the disease from effecting you too much

a) do more religious activity (it helps you to stay calm)
b) prepare early for the exam
c) avoid going to infected site
d) be happy :)

sekian.

p/s: kajian ini adalah sah dan telah diakui para2 doktor yang lain. anda boleh rujuk di list Kolej Tangga-Tangga di sebelah kanan blog ini termasuk lah para dentistry yang tidak diketahui sumbangan mereka dalam kajian ini. malah, kajian ini telah diperakui internationally oleh doktor luqman from jordan, doktor najo dan naqiyan from egypt dan doktor redz di india. sekalung penghargaan buat semua doktor2 yang membantu.
ini ialah sumber rujukan saya:

a) biology, cambridge a-level-second edition ; mary jones, richard fosbery, dennis taylor, jennifer gregory
b) advanced level mathematics, mechanics 1 ; douglas quadling
c) chemistry, cambridge a-level ; brian ratcliff, heleen eccles, john raffan, john nicholson, david johnson, david acaster, philip matthews, john newman.
d) physics-international A/AS level ; chris mee, mike crundell, brian arrnold, wendy brown



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good luck for mid sem. dun caught the exam-sickness disease!!